UK Pub Closures: The Loss of Terrible Menus

In the United Kingdom, two pubs are closing every day, leading to the disappearance of what the author describes as terrible menus. The author, an adult now living out a childhood dream in Britain, expresses regret over these closures. The article reflects on the cultural significance of pubs and the changing landscape of British social life. The piece is a column from the Süddeutsche Zeitung, part of the 'London Calling' series, written by Wittmann. It highlights the rapid rate of pub closures and the accompanying loss of traditional, often criticized, pub food. The author's tone is nostalgic yet critical, noting that while the menus were poor, their disappearance marks a broader cultural shift. The article does not provide specific statistics or dates but emphasizes the daily frequency of closures. The author's personal connection to Britain adds a layer of reflection on how childhood perceptions contrast with adult realities. The piece ultimately mourns the passing of an institution, even one with subpar culinary offerings, as a symbol of changing times.