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Jonathan Grossmalerman discovers 17th-century ancestor Johannes de Grootschildermanneke, painter of explicit works

opinion-review · 2026-04-20

In May 2016, Jonathan Grossmalerman, an artist, shared an intriguing narrative in ArtReview regarding a remarkable manuscript he came across. This 1623 Dutch text, titled "Atelier Van Schande," chronicles the life of Johannes de Grootschildermanneke, a painter from Delft who was a contemporary of Vermeer. Renowned for his lifelike still lifes, he transitioned in 1621 to creating large-scale depictions of vaginas, which gained popularity among the merchant class and royalty. Historical records indicate that the Delft city council arrested him for not paying a mule tax, leading to a death sentence that was later commuted to prevent flaying. The manuscript was sent by a person claiming to be Grossmalerman's "great uncle," Jaap de Grootschildermanneke. Grossmalerman regards de Grootschildermanneke as a symbol of artistic freedom, connecting his contributions to the beginnings of Modernism.

Key facts

  • Jonathan Grossmalerman published this account in ArtReview's May 2016 issue
  • He received a mysterious package containing a 1623 manuscript titled "Atelier Van Schande"
  • The manuscript details the life of Dutch painter Johannes de Grootschildermanneke from Delft
  • De Grootschildermanneke was a contemporary of Vermeer and initially painted realistic still lifes
  • In 1621, he began creating large paintings explicitly depicting vaginas
  • His explicit works became popular with merchants, aristocrats, and foreign royalty
  • He was arrested by the Delft city council for failing to pay a mule tax and sentenced to execution
  • A judge reduced his sentence, sparing him from flaying before his 1623 execution

Entities

Artists

  • Jonathan Grossmalerman
  • Johannes de Grootschildermanneke
  • Vermeer
  • Frans Hals
  • Jaap de Grootschildermanneke
  • Neal

Institutions

  • ArtReview
  • Delft city council
  • painter's guild

Locations

  • Delft
  • Netherlands
  • America

Sources